One knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? --Brian Kernighan Premature optimization is the root of all evil. --Donald Knuth It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical? --Alan J. Perlis Think twice, code once. --Waseem Latif I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits. --Kent Beck The issue of finding the best possible answer or achieving maximum efficiency usually arises in industry only after serious performance or legal troubles. --Steven S. Skiena The personal computer isn't "personal" because it's small and portable and yours to own. It's "personal" because you pour yourself into it - your thoughts, your programming. --Audrey Watters It's got to be the going not the getting there that's good. --Hary Chapin Managers of programming projects aren’t always aware that certain programming issues are matters of religion. If you’re a manager and you try to require compliance with certain programming practices, you’re inviting your programmers’ ire. Here’s a list of religious issues: ■ Programming language ■ Indentation style ■ Placing of braces ■ Choice of IDE ■ Commenting style ■ Efficiency vs. readability tradeoffs ■ Choice of methodology—for example, Scrum vs. Extreme Programming vs. evolutionary delivery ■ Programming utilities ■ Naming conventions ■ Use of gotos ■ Use of global variables ■ Measurements, especially productivity measures such as lines of code per day --Steve McConnell What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time? --James Alan Gardner Delivering good software today is often better than perfect software tomorrow, so finish things and ship. --David Thomas With software there are only two possibilites: either the users control the programme or the programme controls the users. If the programme controls the users, and the developer controls the programme, then the programme is an instrument of unjust power. --Richard Stallman There ain't no rules around here. We are trying to accomplish something. --Thomas Edison The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language. --Alan Kay [On identifying talented programmers] It’s just enthusiasm. You ask them what’s the most interesting program they worked on. And then you get them to describe it and its algorithms and what’s going on. If they can’t withstand my questioning on their program, then they’re not good. I’m asking them to describe something they’ve done that they’ve spent blood on. I’ve never met anybody who really did spend blood on something who wasn’t eager to describe what they’ve done and how they did it and why. I let them pick the subject. I don’t pick the subject, so I’m the amateur and they’re the professional in this subject. If they can’t stand an amateur asking them questions about their profession, then they don’t belong. --Ken Thompson College is a waystation - the last convenience store on the road to life-long responsibility. --Dennis Miller Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist --Pablo Picasso Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. --Louis Srygley Our consciousness is programmed. We see things a certain way from a young age - we're programmed to keep doing them that way. Then you have to spend adulthood learning how to overcome it, to read out the programs. Try to create. I want to tell people to create. Just start by creating your day. Then create your life. --Prince Happiness should be a function without any parameters. --Pranshu Midha The big optimizations come from refining the high-level design, not the individual routines. --Steve McConnell A change in perspective is worth 80 IQ points --Alan Kay
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