Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. --Louis Srygley It's got to be the going not the getting there that's good. --Hary Chapin Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist --Pablo Picasso I'm a programmer. I like programming. And the best way I've found to have a positive impact on code is to write it. --Robert C. Martin Progress is possible only if we train ourselves to think about programs without thinking of them as pieces of executable code. --Edsger W. Dijkstra A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing. --Alan Perlis Programming is the art of thinking really hard about how to avoid having to think really hard. --unknown Learning the art of programming, like most other disciplines, consists of first learning the rules and then learning when to break them. --Joshua Bloch There is nothing good or bad about knowledge itself; morality lies in the application of knowledge. --Jon Erickson Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. --Keith Bostic Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. --Nartin Fowler It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical? --Alan J. Perlis Along every step of our journey through life, our mind is being programmed. If we are not programming it ourselves, someone else is doing it to us. --Joseph Rain Managers of programming projects aren’t always aware that certain programming issues are matters of religion. If you’re a manager and you try to require compliance with certain programming practices, you’re inviting your programmers’ ire. Here’s a list of religious issues: ■ Programming language ■ Indentation style ■ Placing of braces ■ Choice of IDE ■ Commenting style ■ Efficiency vs. readability tradeoffs ■ Choice of methodology—for example, Scrum vs. Extreme Programming vs. evolutionary delivery ■ Programming utilities ■ Naming conventions ■ Use of gotos ■ Use of global variables ■ Measurements, especially productivity measures such as lines of code per day --Steve McConnell College is a waystation - the last convenience store on the road to life-long responsibility. --Dennis Miller
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