How do you expect to succeed if you do not know the rules? --Anonymous Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer. --Frederick P. Brooks Jr. Happiness should be a function without any parameters. --Pranshu Midha I'm a programmer. I like programming. And the best way I've found to have a positive impact on code is to write it. --Robert C. Martin Progress is possible only if we train ourselves to think about programs without thinking of them as pieces of executable code. --Edsger W. Dijkstra Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. --Nartin Fowler The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment. --Theodore H. White A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. --John Ciardi A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing. --Unix Fortune There is nothing good or bad about knowledge itself; morality lies in the application of knowledge. --Jon Erickson Our consciousness is programmed. We see things a certain way from a young age - we're programmed to keep doing them that way. Then you have to spend adulthood learning how to overcome it, to read out the programs. Try to create. I want to tell people to create. Just start by creating your day. Then create your life. --Prince When they first built the University of California at Irvine they just put the buildings in. They did not put any sidewalks, they just planted grass. The next year, they came back and put the sidewalks where the trails were in the grass. Perl is just that kind of language. It is not designed from first principles. Perl is those sidewalks in the grass. --Larry Wall But while you can always write 'spaghetti code' in a procedural language, object-oriented languages used poorly can add meatballs to your spaghetti. --Andrew Hunt Delivering good software today is often better than perfect software tomorrow, so finish things and ship. --David Thomas It's got to be the going not the getting there that's good. --Hary Chapin Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist --Pablo Picasso Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. --Rick Cook The big optimizations come from refining the high-level design, not the individual routines. --Steve McConnell The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. See the Camel Book for why. --perldoc perl Programming is the art of thinking really hard about how to avoid having to think really hard. --unknown The issue of finding the best possible answer or achieving maximum efficiency usually arises in industry only after serious performance or legal troubles. --Steven S. Skiena Everyday life is like programming, I guess. If you love something you can put beauty into it. --Donald Knuth Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. --Martin Fowler Premature optimization is the root of all evil. --Donald Knuth 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability. --George Bernard Shaw What is a university/college when the students lose interest? --Isaac Traxler Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. --Louis Srygley With software there are only two possibilites: either the users control the programme or the programme controls the users. If the programme controls the users, and the developer controls the programme, then the programme is an instrument of unjust power. --Richard Stallman The personal computer isn't "personal" because it's small and portable and yours to own. It's "personal" because you pour yourself into it - your thoughts, your programming. --Audrey Watters Think twice, code once. --Waseem Latif Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree. --Professor W. The best way to predict the future is to invent it --Alan Kay People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware --Alan Kay Good programmers write code that humans can understand. --Martin Fowler There ain't no rules around here. We are trying to accomplish something. --Thomas Edison Some of the best programming is done on paper, really. Putting it into the computer is just a minor detail. --Max Kanat-Alexander Along every step of our journey through life, our mind is being programmed. If we are not programming it ourselves, someone else is doing it to us. --Joseph Rain
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