Progress is possible only if we train ourselves to think about programs without thinking of them as pieces of executable code. --Edsger W. Dijkstra People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware --Alan Kay The real nightmare, worse than the one in which the Big Machine wants to kill you, is the one in which it sees you as irrelevant, or not even as a discrete thing to know. --Benjamin H Bratton Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree. --Professor W. Everyday life is like programming, I guess. If you love something you can put beauty into it. --Donald Knuth The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language. --Alan Kay Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. --Rick Cook That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers. --Larry Niven It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical? --Alan J. Perlis Think twice, code once. --Waseem Latif It's got to be the going not the getting there that's good. --Hary Chapin The personal computer isn't "personal" because it's small and portable and yours to own. It's "personal" because you pour yourself into it - your thoughts, your programming. --Audrey Watters So if an algorithm is an idealized recipe, a program is the detailed set of instructions for a cooking robot preparing a month of meals for an army while under enemy attack --Kernighan Brian Good programmers write code that humans can understand. --Martin Fowler A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. --John Ciardi Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. --Martin Fowler Delivering good software today is often better than perfect software tomorrow, so finish things and ship. --David Thomas The really good programmers spend a lot of time programming. I haven’t seen very good programmers who don’t spend a lot of time programming. If I don’t program for two or three days, I need to do it. And you get better at it—you get quicker at it. The side effect of writing all this other stuff is that when you get to doing ordinary problems, you can do them very quickly. --Joe Armstrong With software there are only two possibilites: either the users control the programme or the programme controls the users. If the programme controls the users, and the developer controls the programme, then the programme is an instrument of unjust power. --Richard Stallman You are not reading this book because a teacher assigned it to you, you are reading it because you have a desire to learn, and wanting to learn is the biggest advantage you can have. --Cory Althoff Object-oriented programming offers a sustainable way to write spaghetti code. It lets you accrete programs as a series of patches. --Paul Graham People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware --Alan Kay The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. See the Camel Book for why. --perldoc perl I'm a programmer. I like programming. And the best way I've found to have a positive impact on code is to write it. --Robert C. Martin Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively --Dalai Lama XIV [On identifying talented programmers] It’s just enthusiasm. You ask them what’s the most interesting program they worked on. And then you get them to describe it and its algorithms and what’s going on. If they can’t withstand my questioning on their program, then they’re not good. I’m asking them to describe something they’ve done that they’ve spent blood on. I’ve never met anybody who really did spend blood on something who wasn’t eager to describe what they’ve done and how they did it and why. I let them pick the subject. I don’t pick the subject, so I’m the amateur and they’re the professional in this subject. If they can’t stand an amateur asking them questions about their profession, then they don’t belong. --Ken Thompson When they first built the University of California at Irvine they just put the buildings in. They did not put any sidewalks, they just planted grass. The next year, they came back and put the sidewalks where the trails were in the grass. Perl is just that kind of language. It is not designed from first principles. Perl is those sidewalks in the grass. --Larry Wall A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing. --Unix Fortune The most important property of a program is whether it accomplishes the intention of its user. --C.A.R. Hoare First solve the problem. Then, write the code. --Waseem Latif Managers of programming projects aren’t always aware that certain programming issues are matters of religion. If you’re a manager and you try to require compliance with certain programming practices, you’re inviting your programmers’ ire. Here’s a list of religious issues: ■ Programming language ■ Indentation style ■ Placing of braces ■ Choice of IDE ■ Commenting style ■ Efficiency vs. readability tradeoffs ■ Choice of methodology—for example, Scrum vs. Extreme Programming vs. evolutionary delivery ■ Programming utilities ■ Naming conventions ■ Use of gotos ■ Use of global variables ■ Measurements, especially productivity measures such as lines of code per day --Steve McConnell Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live --John Woods The best way to predict the future is to invent it --Alan Kay When in doubt, do something. --Harry Chapin I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits. --Kent Beck Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer. --Frederick P. Brooks Jr. If the steps become to big, they become walls... --Herb Sutter College is a waystation - the last convenience store on the road to life-long responsibility. --Dennis Miller Happiness should be a function without any parameters. --Pranshu Midha A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing. --Alan Perlis The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment. --Theodore H. White What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time? --James Alan Gardner How do you expect to succeed if you do not know the rules? --Anonymous Our consciousness is programmed. We see things a certain way from a young age - we're programmed to keep doing them that way. Then you have to spend adulthood learning how to overcome it, to read out the programs. Try to create. I want to tell people to create. Just start by creating your day. Then create your life. --Prince How do you expect to succeed if you do not know the rules? --Anonymous A change in perspective is worth 80 IQ points --Alan Kay Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. --Louis Srygley Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out. --Chris Pine There ain't no rules around here. We are trying to accomplish something. --Thomas Edison Twenty hours at the keyboard can save you two hours of planning. --Isaac Traxler Premature optimization is the root of all evil. --Donald Knuth 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability. --George Bernard Shaw The issue of finding the best possible answer or achieving maximum efficiency usually arises in industry only after serious performance or legal troubles. --Steven S. Skiena Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. --Edward V. Berard What is a university/college when the students lose interest? --Isaac Traxler
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