Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree. --Professor W. Object-oriented programming offers a sustainable way to write spaghetti code. It lets you accrete programs as a series of patches. --Paul Graham So if an algorithm is an idealized recipe, a program is the detailed set of instructions for a cooking robot preparing a month of meals for an army while under enemy attack --Kernighan Brian Programming is the art of thinking really hard about how to avoid having to think really hard. --unknown 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability. --George Bernard Shaw The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language. --Alan Kay Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer. --Frederick P. Brooks Jr. College is a waystation - the last convenience store on the road to life-long responsibility. --Dennis Miller A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. --John Ciardi Think twice, code once. --Waseem Latif Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out. --Chris Pine Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively --Dalai Lama XIV Everyday life is like programming, I guess. If you love something you can put beauty into it. --Donald Knuth
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