A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. --John Ciardi The big optimizations come from refining the high-level design, not the individual routines. --Steve McConnell If the steps become to big, they become walls... --Herb Sutter The best way to predict the future is to invent it --Alan Kay The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. See the Camel Book for why. --perldoc perl A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing. --Unix Fortune The real nightmare, worse than the one in which the Big Machine wants to kill you, is the one in which it sees you as irrelevant, or not even as a discrete thing to know. --Benjamin H Bratton You are not reading this book because a teacher assigned it to you, you are reading it because you have a desire to learn, and wanting to learn is the biggest advantage you can have. --Cory Althoff How do you expect to succeed if you do not know the rules? --Anonymous But while you can always write 'spaghetti code' in a procedural language, object-oriented languages used poorly can add meatballs to your spaghetti. --Andrew Hunt Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. --Martin Fowler One knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? --Brian Kernighan With software there are only two possibilites: either the users control the programme or the programme controls the users. If the programme controls the users, and the developer controls the programme, then the programme is an instrument of unjust power. --Richard Stallman That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers. --Larry Niven The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language. --Alan Kay Some of the best programming is done on paper, really. Putting it into the computer is just a minor detail. --Max Kanat-Alexander There ain't no rules around here. We are trying to accomplish something. --Thomas Edison When they first built the University of California at Irvine they just put the buildings in. They did not put any sidewalks, they just planted grass. The next year, they came back and put the sidewalks where the trails were in the grass. Perl is just that kind of language. It is not designed from first principles. Perl is those sidewalks in the grass. --Larry Wall ...I’m not saying simple code takes less time to write. You’d think it would since you end up with less total code, but a good solution isn’t an accretion of code, it’s a distillation of it. --Robert Nystrom The personal computer isn't "personal" because it's small and portable and yours to own. It's "personal" because you pour yourself into it - your thoughts, your programming. --Audrey Watters It's got to be the going not the getting there that's good. --Hary Chapin Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. --Louis Srygley Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live --John Woods People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware --Alan Kay When in doubt, do something. --Harry Chapin The most important property of a program is whether it accomplishes the intention of its user. --C.A.R. Hoare College is a waystation - the last convenience store on the road to life-long responsibility. --Dennis Miller So if an algorithm is an idealized recipe, a program is the detailed set of instructions for a cooking robot preparing a month of meals for an army while under enemy attack --Kernighan Brian Managers of programming projects aren’t always aware that certain programming issues are matters of religion. If you’re a manager and you try to require compliance with certain programming practices, you’re inviting your programmers’ ire. Here’s a list of religious issues: ■ Programming language ■ Indentation style ■ Placing of braces ■ Choice of IDE ■ Commenting style ■ Efficiency vs. readability tradeoffs ■ Choice of methodology—for example, Scrum vs. Extreme Programming vs. evolutionary delivery ■ Programming utilities ■ Naming conventions ■ Use of gotos ■ Use of global variables ■ Measurements, especially productivity measures such as lines of code per day --Steve McConnell I'm a programmer. I like programming. And the best way I've found to have a positive impact on code is to write it. --Robert C. Martin Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out. --Chris Pine A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing. --Alan Perlis There is nothing good or bad about knowledge itself; morality lies in the application of knowledge. --Jon Erickson The issue of finding the best possible answer or achieving maximum efficiency usually arises in industry only after serious performance or legal troubles. --Steven S. Skiena Object-oriented programming offers a sustainable way to write spaghetti code. It lets you accrete programs as a series of patches. --Paul Graham What is a university/college when the students lose interest? --Isaac Traxler Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. --Keith Bostic
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